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A bargain with the church ladies
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Dear Editor:

On my way home from church, I was thinking about those church ladies who keep sending anonymous messages to me. They keep saying that I am going to hell, but they don’t know I was already there in 1967. It used to be in western Louisiana, but it was closed down years ago. Termites, I think.

Most of them also seem to want to pray for me, so I have a bargain to offer them. I will allow them to pray for me if they will consent to having me think for them. Bertrand Russell once said that most people would rather die than think, and it is obvious that someone needs to do some critical thinking for my anonymous church lady cousins.

However, this is still a free country, at least until the Tea Party takes over. So, I can think whatever I want even without their consent, and they can pray for whatever they want, even if nobody is listening.

Mike Smith

Lincoln Street, LaGrange
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greyghost57
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June 23, 2010
Mike,

You're response "To see if all atheists view the world with such pessimism you would have to ask all atheists," is indeed correct. By your reasoning I must admit their may be optimistic atheists since I can't question them all; by your own reasoning you must then admit that since you cannot possibly search all of the universe for God it is possible that God does indeed exist. Thanks for clearing that up.
esrohelap
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June 21, 2010
Mike, after reading your letter, I began to think about the comment pertaining to Bertrand Russell's opininon that most people would rather die than think. Now, I got to thinking on the subject of your letter a little bit more and you didn't mention whether these ladies were praying you in or out of hell. Thinking more on your proposed bargain to the anonymous church ladies,until you can verify which "direction" these ladies are praying you in, you might consider calling it off. If it turns out to be "Out", have those wonderful church ladies add me to the top of the list. If it is the other direction, you are on your own man! I agree with you on one subject....Bertrand was right, this is better than dying.
tomatotooth
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June 19, 2010
As usual, the anonymous one expresses his or her unoriginal thoughts in fluent backwoods hillbilly. Mike
Anonymous1520
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June 19, 2010
Im just amazed at how narcissistic and arrogant Mr Smith and Jopar are.

They can have their glory for now. But they like everyone else will either here on earth or at the final judgement kneel before an almighty God.
tomatotooth
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June 18, 2010
To see if all atheists view the world with such pessimism (whatever that is), you would have to ask all atheists. As for the tea party aPatriots, am I pessimistic or just prophetic? If I am required to meet whatever your definitions of "not critical" and "constructive" are, then I don't have free speech, do I? I see that you do not hesitate to criticize me. Is that hypocrisy, or is that just your version of free speech? Mike

greyghost57
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June 18, 2010
I often wonder why those who claim to be atheist, also claim a higher level of intelligence and reason. Yet, they resort to name calling and insults when they attempt to defend their position. It is also fascinating to me the level of fear you have of the Tea Party. I disagree with much of their rhetoric, as I do with the Democrats and Republicans, yet I am glad they, like you and I, live in a country that affords the opportunity to voice your opinion, or opposition.

As for where you are going after you die, I couldn't possibly care less. It would be nice, however, if you would use your time here on earth for something constructive rather than constantly being critical. Do all atheists view the world with such pessimism?
jopar
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June 16, 2010
Mr. Smith, I,too, have reconciled myself with eternity in purgatory or however that's supposed to work and been comforted by thinking of the intelligent conversation likely to be had there.
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